May 21st, 2013 at 11:41AM
That feeling comes to me every night in bed when my boyfriend decides he should start talking right when I hit a particularly good part in the novel.

That feeling comes to me every night in bed when my boyfriend decides he should start talking right when I hit a particularly good part in the novel.

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:31AM
silvermittt: So NSFW, ref pic used.  I made this after discussing drawing anatomy with Squirrellysemantics … and I had zero intention of posting it because I don’t generally post anything graphic… but…  Squirrelly said if I didn’t post it she would drive to my house and post it herself … so… I’m saving her a trip. lol  @_@

silvermittt:

So NSFW, ref pic used.  I made this after discussing drawing anatomy with Squirrellysemantics … and I had zero intention of posting it because I don’t generally post anything graphic… but…  Squirrelly said if I didn’t post it she would drive to my house and post it herself … so… I’m saving her a trip. lol  @_@

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May 19th, 2013 at 10:07AM
artsyneurotic: Kaidan:  “You uh… you make a habit of getting this personal with everyone?” Shepard:  “I didn’t say I did this for the whole crew.  We should talk again.” Kaidan:  “I’ll uh… I’ll need some time to process that, Commander. … But yeah, I’d like that.”

artsyneurotic:

Kaidan:  “You uh… you make a habit of getting this personal with everyone?”

Shepard:  “I didn’t say I did this for the whole crew.  We should talk again.”

Kaidan:  “I’ll uh… I’ll need some time to process that, Commander.

… But yeah, I’d like that.”

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May 4th, 2013 at 11:40AM
ibleachednirvana: doctor-hu-in-baker-street: fluffmugger: galacticpleasuredome: welcome to australia. being earplugs for your children. Fuck that shit, the little cunts can buy their own. fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole Oi, fuck face So, the other day this Australian lady cursed at me at work because she couldn’t read directions and was upset. I’m pretty sure if she’d said any of these, my day might have been pretty funny. As it was, I giggled at bloody.

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doctor-hu-in-baker-street:

fluffmugger:

galacticpleasuredome:

welcome to australia. being earplugs for your children.

Fuck that shit, the little cunts can buy their own.

fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole

Oi, fuck face

So, the other day this Australian lady cursed at me at work because she couldn’t read directions and was upset. I’m pretty sure if she’d said any of these, my day might have been pretty funny. As it was, I giggled at bloody.

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May 3rd, 2013 at 3:20PM

ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

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May 3rd, 2013 at 11:40AM

marypoppinthatpussy:

The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest

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May 2nd, 2013 at 3:20PM

viarga:

viarga:

Are you ready kids

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i cant hear yoooooou

WHOOOO…LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?

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May 2nd, 2013 at 11:40AM

candylandtimelord:

sirenshadow:

Do you ever just open Tumblr and see Misha Collins’ face and just go

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Actually its more like this

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May 1st, 2013 at 3:20PM

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May 1st, 2013 at 11:40AM

c00kiedough:

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

Sleeping next to my boyfriend seems like a good idea until it’s 2am and I’m bathing next to Satan in our bed and wake up covered in man sweat.

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April 30th, 2013 at 3:20PM

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